Or should I say WacArnolds?
Or Crack Don's??
Mickey D's or whatever.
Its OVER between us.
I know it has been a LONG time since I have been to visit you, but as the whole world as my witness, I will not be back to your restaurant for a LONG, LONG time, if EVER again. Not unless you offer the only food left on earth. (And even then maybe I would rather starve to death??!!)
It has been 6-7 months since I last visited during your "regular" menu hours because I was sick of you screwing up my order every dang time. When I say NO CHEESE I mean it. I cannot eat your nasty-A$$ American cheese. I do NOT want your filet-o-fish with enough tartar sauce smothered on it to gag a whale. And why would you give me honey mustard for my nuggets but fail to put the nuggets in the dang bag???? Countless calls to you and promises of "free"coupons to make up for the nasty food I had already paid for and couldn't eat would've helped, but NEVER ONCE did you send me any of my coupons you promised.
I told myself that I would not be coming back to visit you, however your breakfast service at my local McD's was actually quite good. Very friendly. And since there is nothing else (breakfast-related) on my way to work, I actually looked forward to my sausage and egg McMuffin WITHOUT CHEESE every couple of weeks or so.
BUT Just when I thought you could be trusted with my breakfast order, you had to go and put CHEESE on my breakfast sandwich this morning. Gag me with an effin spoon!!!! What a waste of $2.12, straight into the dang garbage can once I got to work this morning.
So I am done, Mickey D's.
This was your last chance and you blew it. I won't even bother calling to complain because I am sick of your empty promises.
Don't expect to see me around anymore!
PS Einstein Bagels was always my first choice for breakfast but they closed a few months ago. Boo hoo!
LOL great letter!
Posted by: aadrienne | January 23, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Wacarnolds, LOL do u watch chappel?
Posted by: Beth | January 23, 2008 at 11:35 AM
oh man...that sucks girl!!
Posted by: greta adams | January 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM
OMG you are soooo funny!!! You must be going to the MCD's in White Bear by my old house, they are the worst!
Posted by: Shelly | January 23, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Too funny, Kristi. I HATE their American cheese with a passion, too. Gag me! I will throw out my sandwich if it has cheese on it. I rarely go to McDonald's anymore, too. It's just gross!
Posted by: Leslie | January 23, 2008 at 02:33 PM
That is priceless! I am sorry to hear they screwed up your breakfast sandwich :(
Their claim for great cafe' specialties are what really get me going! They need to improve the taste ALOT before they go playing in the $$ ballfield with Starbucks. Never will I pay them good money for their sorry excuse of a latte again.
Posted by: Lina | January 23, 2008 at 04:16 PM
I don't mind the cheese, but it really bugs me when things aren't fresh. They always mess up too! What's that about anyway!
Posted by: michelle | January 23, 2008 at 04:16 PM
LOL, I feel the same way with wendy's. It's always the drive through too when your food is messed up, they know you won't come back to complain.
Posted by: Robyn | January 23, 2008 at 06:30 PM
their loss! i do crave their breakfast sandwiches every so often.
Posted by: amy | January 23, 2008 at 08:04 PM
I'll take your cheese next time! LOL Sorry they screwed up your breaky...that sucks. May you find some place worthy enough to full fill your order correctly and may it be a new Einstein (just for you ;) )
I may not want McD's as my first choice but I know when I get overseas I will miss it.
Posted by: leslie | January 24, 2008 at 11:28 PM